Holy moley is it hard to do MUCK stuff relationally.

muck/init.py

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+from muck.models.room import Room
+from muck.models.player import Player
+
+def bootstrap_world(session):
+    if session.query(Room).first() or session.query(Player).first():
+        print("World already initialized.")
+        return
+
+    print("Bootstrapping world...")
+
+    room_zero = Room(
+        id=0,
+        name="Room Zero",
+        props={"_": {"de": "You are in Room Zero. It is very dark in here."}}
+    )
+
+    the_one = Player(
+        id=1,
+        name="One",
+        password="potrzebie",
+        props={"_": {"de": "You see The One."}}
+    )
+
+    the_one.location = room_zero
+    the_one.home = room_zero
+
+    the_one.creator = the_one
+    the_one.owner = the_one
+    the_one.modifier = the_one
+    the_one.last_user = the_one
+
+    room_zero.owner = the_one
+    room_zero.creator = the_one
+    room_zero.modifier = the_one
+    room_zero.last_user = the_one
+
+    session.add_all([room_zero, the_one])
+    session.commit()
+    print("World initialized.")